Mae West: "She does that work? The politician? Ah, even I never liked to work! "
As many know, who for his own benefit or less, the oldest profession in the Western world is that of publisher. Which intersects with that of a showgirl, but that is the most dangerous profession, specifically in the learning phase, and also the most difficult. Let's see how.
A showgirl should prepare now and then, as a child, day by day, hour after hour, practicing in the body and mind, be meticulous and patient, almost superhuman, you're never wrong, unless you want be excluded during the preliminary stages of the cruel way. Of course, this is the imperative that the most discouraging, as well as possible to hide all the qualities and skills that will learn behind the tedious practice of dance, song and acting.
The primary purpose of the educational approach of a showgirl is to build a morality granitic proof cloistered monastery. First, they must learn to fight with all weapons, former kindergarten, adult sexual morbidity, particularly of the Grannies, lay or clerical, not easy to fight, in which many girls succumb (unfortunately the rotten society demonstrated many times that I'm not joking).
Fortunately, a talented showgirl learn from the cradle to kick in the face of nuisance: so will the then easy to lift your legs to the sky, higher and higher, putting even here one's physical integrity at risk, because many showgirls are broken, and how the horses must sometimes be suppressed, even fillies.
About adult sexual morbidity, as it should be a showgirl, even at peril of their integrity lung, especially in winter months more promiscuous, in which the family gathers on the couch , wash your hair every day, as we have seen all of us sooner or later, considering it wrong to fancy a child or adolescent. Instead the girls suspected, one can assume correctly, that in the hands of the Granny fondly caress of continuous physical traces of affection could remain the same, but only in the molecular sense. For this, a showgirl, have your hair clean and well groomed is an ethical imperative, which is equivalent to the uniform worn by a well-Journal. For this practice as well on the dolls, which are not a game, but an arcane method of hanging a profession among the most profitable, the showgirls are handed down from mother to daughter.
A showgirl success once physically fit, learn sopraditutto to tell lies, like the classic tonight we have no headache. On the other hand, given that their whole career will be focused on telling lies, well protected from the sublime art of being well-combed with the top one or the other leg, teachers will become unbeatable in their carers to understand that perhaps they do, while their first real quality is to not get even a finger touch. Anyone who is challenged to prove that they have seen a good showgirl touched the lives of goodies and is different from the makeup sex with whom, however, is pecking almost all the time.
A real showgirl is a guarantee for the familiar serenity of many men, that if they're smart wives no longer have to invent the meetings, which no longer believe anyone and that create discontent in the home: showgirl's enough to say how they spent the evening, which will certainly be confirmed by the newspapers in the days following. In short, the wives of today, including many aspiring showgirls failed, they know that nothing is more true friend of the family of a showgirl.
A showgirl success, coming to say, ensures the integrity of the state, as we see constantly take the field at the appropriate time, to save the rulers from the aggression of the judiciary and the public, who may ask about crimes on behalf of the Mafia or diversion of public cornucopias. That is a showgirl should get paid much, as evidenced by the investigation ... otherwise take it to a prostitute, although, as we have seen by now, it's almost impossible to get there, because as a child is horrified by the bodies of others and because they can tell only lies, unlike his less fortunate colleagues , at least in social ladder, who can tell only the truth, which, moreover, the Orthodox in an obvious duty of professional confidentiality, kept close in the depths of their hearts.
this post to respond to all disammirativi that recently and I curse-word or offend me because they do not tolerate that calls into question their absolute willingness to believe the bales told by showgirls, who did bring a life to learn to tell lies ammodìno with all the necessary ornaments, just to make it clear to everyone that they are lies, everything else falls and you get into another class Company: literature. In fact, the showgirl serious, let this be known intellectuals dear, is not much to despise, because the day is at present connects writers, and she is pulling the cart as a major economic resource for publishers, with whom he collaborated on the manufacture of reality even more incredible and more pleasing to the paying public.
