Dear editors, primaditutto I warn you not to mess with us. In fact I have just filed the patent office, where I have to congratulate all those present, because they consider the invention of the year, following the clamp to be applied to pocovenduti "books in the black list of 'Councillor naziberlusconiano Speranzon. So I expect the regular copyrights.
We come to us. The whole country is holding the breath passes or does not pass? He spends all or only partially? Skip to the spirit but leaves the body? Skip 'to Nutt, but aropp' rresta?
And then the other question, publishers, more fregnante: takes the field or down in the field, as Zozzo parent? That people like the father of Roberto Benigni ahead to poverty! Datos who could not afford the luxury of a bath house with nell'arretratezza were justified, which in turn unleashed a popular reazionarietà certainly understandable. But they realcasa the bathrooms there n'hanno a herd, and, increasingly challenging the common morality, reactionaries who do not seem to do so only for schiribizzo. By the way, the knight, when takes the field, it is well known that cleans with the pro-government newspapers, but Marina, which is more modern, you will clean angrily tearing pages from the books of authors Mondadori anti-government?
Well, dear editors, in this moment of shuffling the cards, newspapers or libraries, there is need to make a shot, you have finally become industrious to the end, as indicated by the supreme leader Wu Ming , converge with the capitalist world to get real and stop the saw-revolutionary writers. Converge, for example, with the world of football, bisness merge, amalgamate.
Yes, everything is revitalized and cease to be more writers than readers. Football is more serious, not you sit with 22 spectators in the stands and 50,000 players who are on the field (which, I see what you pulirebbero!) Has never seen, we have to begin to respect the proportions!
Aldo Busi playmaker becomes the new Inter, Moratti who liked it immediately when he saw the dance from the refined Barbara D'Urso humming the filastricca children cock in the ass no children, but for rabbits broth. One as Busi may be helpful also to keep the dressing together. In exchange for passes to the goalkeeper of Inter Mondadori, what made them lose last Sunday in Udine. Will be assigned primarily to the refusal of unpublished writers: do some duck, but what is necessary para.
We know already that in order to flout the 'novation Sinda'o Renzi, who's built the citadel, the Della Valle for Fiorentina will buy only boiled writers, Gone Vintage, Yesterday: hieratic, Hierophant, and Hierogamy ieropositivi.
Veronesi, co-owner of Fandango, modern, too, certainly will take advantage of the turmoil to renew stable gostiraiter Veltroni's (non-Tuscan, the Gosti am he men rough source Burin, that if they have the required suffix Raiteri written down clever speeches for politicians). And with the brilliant insight that characterizes it, the writer of chaos with the nerve to place buy two or three players by half a point, they write with feet, but because of this worse off than those who write the speeches of today can not be Veltroni. For example, the last, the fear of traggica where it says that we must halve the debt within ten years, which means in practice to raise taxes at all at least 10%, ie from an average of 43% to collection 53%, which is image file of corpses on the sidewalks of all the cities for decades, I'll be writing the pulp writer Niccolo Ammaniti.
Elido Fazi, not that we seize Saviano and after it comes to mean that the writer of fear International equielà can not write as he did with Melissa P which has been enriched? (Melissa P will almost certainly become the new head of Mondadori, a wonderful novelty for me, without irony really)
Elisabetta Sgarbi, too, pazziamm nu! It is then that the part writer and part nope it over there already incaprettato with the apple in his mouth to his hungry brother?
Finally, do not make jokes, editors Democrats. It is that once you stand upon the best writers-Mondadori Einaudi become economically attractive and with an excuse or that claims all the satrap inquattroequattrotto Berlusconi? Otherwise go again again!
PS: Meanwhile I am left to take me with dismay and I have put forward. In fact, I sent my new novel for the spring summer collection of Mondadori, that after the stampede of the rebels will be forced to consider any proposal. The title is guessed, "The Curious Incident of the writer who was more beautiful than Rosy Bindi Marina Berlusconi." It is a grotesque series of photos with captions idealistic-Croce. I am sure that in Segrate will find to their liking. It will be a sure best seller.
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